My alien interview

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: you should go to a basketball game or maybe another sports game

You: What is your planet like?

Alien: Its very fun in some places

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: Because we dont know every single person, and some people have temper issuses that if you even look at someone, they will even want to fight you

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien:we just ride our space ships alot

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: So we can get rights and more power

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You: Because it taste so good

You: What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: We eat slime

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:Only some people try to help earth, And only some people care about earth